fruitbat [email protected]

Full of love and other things

💚 @Ivafakename

Don't be horny at me

cute and funny cat eat a bepis

@pastelpunkbandit is my GIRLFRIEND!!!

tess.kittycat.homes/

24. las vegas. mi sona lili e toki pona. nimi mi pi toki pona li jan Pilete

my name is spelled either all lowercase or all uppercase. do not mix case when spelling my name otherwise it is misspelled

my gf @katherine is very pretty

fediversary: 2018-10-05

not accepting follow requests from those under 18

feel free to follow req if you've interacted with one of my posts (or i've interacted with one of yours) !

31 year old. Danger Gremlin.
Nr. 1 cat fan. Non-binary, pronouns: just choose, idk. Ace/Demi.
Proud rat parent.
I do crochet sometimes. Vegetarian. Adhd and Bpd and Asthma. Shitposting happens. I'm an Aquarius.

Avatar description: Moving picture of a black hole.

Header description: Picture of a black hole.

🎈 Born | 2000-11-16

📍 Location | Toronto, ON

💭 Languages | EN / GU / HI

👤 Pronouns | They / He

✔️ Allowed | DM / Follow request

:blobcatdefecit: Donate (canada only) | Interac e-Transfer / $siddharth_shah Wealthsimple Cash

(i just moved over from mastodon.lol)

I'm a cat (girl)! Feel free to say hello! I'm shy but I'll probably respond. she/her. vegan.
if you think you know me irl: no u don't.
follow requests on for my safety. feel free to send a request :)

My profile picture is a picrew of a catgirl with purple hair. My banner is a picture of a white and orange kitten peering out from under a blanket.

#nobot #noarchive

Vicious, Enchanting Monster

Killian||26||Ze/Hir or They/Them
Ace/Aro|Small White Queer
Agender/Leans Masc (But I am Not a boy)
ADHD|Autism|Spoonie
Dog Groomer
Otherkin Trash Man
Official Rat Dad
Some Kind of Commie|Nazis Get Castrated

Don't be weird at me|18+ Only!!

Primary System Host|System Mate: @snom

Diogenes and Gengar are my real dads

"I am called a dog because I faun on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse and I set my teeth in rascals"

"The only place to spit in a rich man's house is his face"

Hey! I'm Hex from laserdisc dot party over here as the antiquated media ambassador. I'll be moving most of my dad related posts over here, so if you like hearing about loud twin toddlers, a passion for yardwork, and maybe too many facts about laserdisc, I'm your dude!

Primary: https://laserdisc.party/@hex

Partner: https://cooler.mom/@sofi

:tranarchy: tranarchy.fish/~autumn/
manick pixie dickgirl
completely fucking insane

~~adjectives~~
big! tall! sized!
vicious! ungulate!
hot! sexy! sterile!
suspicious! feral!

~~reviews~~
"very rude" -- my grandmother

"she's so tall, how is she so tall, she's 6ft3, she's the tallest woman we've ever met" -- some young folks

you can get permission to fuck me from my Owner, if you want to. dm me if you need to know who that is

pfp from a comic by @[email protected]

late 20s physically, kobold emotionally

This isn't specifically a horny account but it's very present so be forewarned. Minors please dni

Brown trans poetry chick and accomplished shitposter, age 25. Local menace to society. Call me Vulture! 🖤

Please DM before following! (unless I follow you) No minors please! I post a bunch of lewd stuff on main!

Moderator on lesbian.solutions! Come find out!

Poem writer, plant toucher, great kisser, bird lover. The Pacific Northwest's favorite vulture enjoyer. I'm like, really gay. Computers make me cry and I'm not a "computer toucher" so @ me about grass instead.

Please be nice and have a good vibe ✨ If you're a liberal or a fascist, I will destroy you. 🧨❤️ ACAB means the gay cops too.

Reviews:
"kicking you off the instance for this actually" - Rosie
"vulture is truly one of the posters of all time" - Juliana
"I nearly gave this one a :blobcatumm: 👎" - Hazel
"Vulture going from posting plant facts to being an S tier shitposter and still having great plant facts is like, one of the great arcs of mastodon" - Rosie (again)
"Vuotur 🥺" - Vivi