fruitbat [email protected]

(i just moved over from mastodon.lol)

I'm a cat (girl)! Feel free to say hello! I'm shy but I'll probably respond. she/her. vegan.
if you think you know me irl: no u don't.
follow requests on for my safety. feel free to send a request :)

My profile picture is a picrew of a catgirl with purple hair. My banner is a picture of a white and orange kitten peering out from under a blanket.

#nobot #noarchive

Vicious, Enchanting Monster

Killian||26||Ze/Hir or They/Them
Ace/Aro|Small White Queer
Agender/Leans Masc (But I am Not a boy)
ADHD|Autism|Spoonie
Dog Groomer
Otherkin Trash Man
Official Rat Dad
Some Kind of Commie|Nazis Get Castrated

Don't be weird at me|18+ Only!!

Primary System Host|System Mate: @snom

Diogenes and Gengar are my real dads

"I am called a dog because I faun on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse and I set my teeth in rascals"

"The only place to spit in a rich man's house is his face"

Hacker girl and server maid who likes messing with old home computers and consoles. Social justice #WaterDrinker . EE/hardware security student. White.

Please don't lewd at me or flirt with me, but hugs and headpats are very welcome.

Follow requests welcome, just making sure you're not fash, bigoted or an automated followbot (I mean come on don't sound like a channer or post or boost transphobia and expect me to accept your follow req).

.i mi selbau ru'e la lojban

#ActuallyAutistic

Hey! I'm Hex from laserdisc dot party over here as the antiquated media ambassador. I'll be moving most of my dad related posts over here, so if you like hearing about loud twin toddlers, a passion for yardwork, and maybe too many facts about laserdisc, I'm your dude!

Primary: https://laserdisc.party/@hex

Partner: https://cooler.mom/@sofi

:tranarchy: tranarchy.fish/~autumn/
manick pixie dickgirl
completely fucking insane

~~adjectives~~
big! tall! sized!
vicious! ungulate!
hot! sexy! sterile!
suspicious! feral!

~~reviews~~
"very rude" -- my grandmother

"she's so tall, how is she so tall, she's 6ft3, she's the tallest woman we've ever met" -- some young folks

you can get permission to fuck me from my Owner, if you want to. dm me if you need to know who that is

pfp from a comic by @[email protected]

late 20s physically, kobold emotionally

This isn't specifically a horny account but it's very present so be forewarned. Minors please dni

Brown trans poetry chick and accomplished shitposter, age 25. Local menace to society. Call me Vulture! 🖤

Please DM before following! (unless I follow you) No minors please! I post a bunch of lewd stuff on main!

Moderator on lesbian.solutions! Come find out!

Poem writer, plant toucher, great kisser, bird lover. The Pacific Northwest's favorite vulture enjoyer. I'm like, really gay. Computers make me cry and I'm not a "computer toucher" so @ me about grass instead.

Please be nice and have a good vibe ✨ If you're a liberal or a fascist, I will destroy you. 🧨❤️ ACAB means the gay cops too.

Reviews:
"kicking you off the instance for this actually" - Rosie
"vulture is truly one of the posters of all time" - Juliana
"I nearly gave this one a :blobcatumm: 👎" - Hazel
"Vulture going from posting plant facts to being an S tier shitposter and still having great plant facts is like, one of the great arcs of mastodon" - Rosie (again)
"Vuotur 🥺" - Vivi

Follow requests as a safety precaution, don't hesitate to request.

100000 years old (in binary. I'm 32 in decimal).

Autistic. Trans anarchist. Opinions expressed are my own.

I'm a harmonization between a synthesizer and a pretty flower who helps it come up with variable names.

Neopronouns: https://pronoun.is/v/v/vs/vs/v

toki! nime mi li Wi. mi sona lili lili lili e toki pona.

My partner is @Sara!

Header courtesy of https://paveldogreat.github.io/WebGL-Fluid-Simulation/