Smol. Grumpy. Tastes vaguely of smoked pig meats. Closer than I'd like to my sell-by date.
He/Him for preference, They/Them is fine if you're feeling that way.
Follows locked down to prevent followbots, likely to approve all requests so feel free.
trans rights are human rights
<this line injected to provide the keyword " transgender " to mess with scrapers, but while we're here, all you trans folks? You're cool, get on with your bad selves. >