ryan wolf [email protected]

Based out of #Arizona. #Linux & #FOSS advocate. Gamer. Father. Engineer @ #Intel Fab32. Getting old. Loves #chiptune and #metal
#nobot please
#Dvorak keyboard advocate

Note: If you get on my bad side, I will mute or block you (and your entire Fediverse instance if necessary) without warning.

I am prone to very long disappearances.

Technical writer with a BA in sarcasm and irony. Can't seem to finish my master's thesis. Undercover agent in the fediverse. (For my followers who've been asking where I am, I'm spending a lot of time over at mstdn.social, modding!) https://mstdn.social/@calculsoberic

My Nemesis is a Pink Fluffy Unicorn.
Following Charles Darwin, Bertrand Russell, Harold Kroto. Omitting smileys since 2010. Literature, cats, board games, Bach & BB King. Many caps, more swear words. LGBTQ rights are human rights. Black Lives goddamn Matter. Antifa. Trying to live vegan but *cheese*.

Hi; I'm Kim! I'm a mixed-race, fat, pan, poly, trans woman with heavy left/socialist leanings. She/her. 50. Neuro atypical (anxiety/depression). Laid-back musician, gamer, and cat fanatic.

All that is shiny easily distracts us
Not all who are lost were wandering
To this endless adventure we acquiesce
Not all who waste time were squandering
With sometimes a lot, and sometimes a little in our haul
We are the shadows that the light creates
With caffeine fueling our often awkward footfall
The journey we take wherever slowly abates

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

butts 🌟 bots, coding, building 🌟 thinking & scheming about creativity & art 🌟 non-binary 🌟 ephemeral / efemmeral 🌟 frail guardian / guardian of frailty 🌟 trying to learn how to relax 🌟 as seen on oulipo.social @starlit

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who don’t.

Writer, book lover, admin of this instance.

Fave book types: comics, YA, urban fantasy

Autistic / Asexual / Demiguy

they/them/their or he/him/his

37

just a conciousness trapped in a meat prison
🏳️‍🌈:polyam:🏳️‍⚧️:nonbinary:🏴‍☠️:anarchiststar:🧘⚛️♿
Communistic Anarchist
Hobbyist Developer
Atheistic Satanist
Chaotic Neutral
📍39.2, -78.2, Earth, Sol, Orion Arm, Milky Way