ryan wolf [email protected]

Developer, Googler, he/him, 🍍🍕👍, third-rate memer, Ravenclaw.

'It's pronounced /jif/, but it's cool if you want to be wrong.'

I run https://masto.host a fully managed Mastodon hosting solution

basic cable han solo, founder of lasersword.club. sometimes writer/editor/journalist. ride the bus, take the train. opinions mine, obvi.

Freddie, 30, southwestern Oregon.

I mostly post/boost plant photos, neat art, anime, games, shitposts, and queer, leftist, and polytheist stuff. I mostly post unlisted/followers-only. See pinned posts before following.

Co-owner of Mindme. Linux-using (NixOS with Sway) Elixir developer who also tinkers with Python. Worried about the environment, fascinated by livable cities and would love to be able to live car-free. Dreams about building and living in an eco-friendly house using all the best techniques and technologies available.

I like #writing books and #monsters and writing books about monsters. Also the distributed #fandom web. I like that, too.

Founder of Full Count, offering the popular Umpire Cut™ women's undergarments, Omaha Naturals Everywhere Pads™, and Rolling Block Extra Musk Masculiniteé™ scent masking products in high end department stores across the Dakotas.

in #Oakland
🏴🏳️‍🌈 they/them. abolitionist anarchist polyamorous punk goth bxtch. 
SaaS product marketer.
aries / sag / leo.
living in Arizona, camping in California. 🏕️ 
“the james bitch of non-binary bonds."
#abolition #acab #antifa #art #books #conceptart #cooking #cyberpunk #epistemology #film #goth #gothic #history #magicrealism #meditation #metal #metaphysics #music #mutualaid #mysticism #occult #poetry #polyamory #philosophy #photography #physics #prodmgmt #punk #saas #tarot #wordplay

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
23
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

#Cloud #infrastructure #SystemsEngineer #ITGguy from #NewEngland. #Cooking, #hiking, #camping, #Jeep and #Cars. #Anxiety. Super #gay. #Crochet before it was trending. #Ski bum to the extent my wallet allows.

#Motorcycle enthusiast, #atheist, #socialist and in general want the world to be a better place and to learn new things! I’m also an #audiophile and #gamer and interested in #linux.

:heart_ace: :heart_aro: :heart_bi: :heart_nb:
still grieving
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