Brown trans poetry chick and accomplished shitposter, age 25. Local menace to society. Call me Vulture! 🖤
Please DM before following! (unless I follow you) No minors please! I post a bunch of lewd stuff on main!
Moderator on lesbian.solutions! Come find out!
Poem writer, plant toucher, great kisser, bird lover. The Pacific Northwest's favorite vulture enjoyer. I'm like, really gay. Computers make me cry and I'm not a "computer toucher" so @ me about grass instead.
Please be nice and have a good vibe ✨ If you're a liberal or a fascist, I will destroy you. 🧨❤️ ACAB means the gay cops too.
Reviews:
"kicking you off the instance for this actually" - Rosie
"vulture is truly one of the posters of all time" - Juliana
"I nearly gave this one a :blobcatumm: 👎" - Hazel
"Vulture going from posting plant facts to being an S tier shitposter and still having great plant facts is like, one of the great arcs of mastodon" - Rosie (again)
"Vuotur 🥺" - Vivi
blackle mori @[email protected]
I do lots of random stuff because my brain has too many chemicals inside of it. 1994 ⚧ it/its
kimothy siddon @[email protected]
lesbian, trans, non-binary woman, she / her, white
backend engineer, #gotosocial dev, hacker. breaker of compilers, runtimes and Linux. catch me at events at Milliways / Chaos Coven
the only valid intolerance, is intolerance of intolerance. and milk
i love my (stinky) wife @goat
git: codeberg.org/gruf
fruitbat @[email protected]
21 | gay for @rawtess
fae / she / they
zoe.kittycat.homes/
Autumn! :smooch: @[email protected]
:tranarchy: tranarchy.fish/~autumn/
manick pixie dickgirl
completely fucking insane
~~adjectives~~
big! tall! sized!
vicious! ungulate!
hot! sexy! sterile!
suspicious! feral!
~~reviews~~
"very rude" -- my grandmother
"she's so tall, how is she so tall, she's 6ft3, she's the tallest woman we've ever met" -- some young folks
Stately, plump Kip Van Den Bos @[email protected]
It's me tobi aka @dumpsterqueer
Aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque :opossum_yell_:
I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans :skull_smoking_:
I'm in my mid/late 30's and I'm tired. My pronouns are they/them but it's not terribly important.